you are a jerk if you point out someone’s pimples
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me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and drink green tea and be in control of my life
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me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
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me actually: *sitting in my bed, tumbling, listening to music or watching tv, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*
Game of Thrones theme song played in the style of a music box [x]
(Source: wingedwolves, via lureyouwiththeirmorphlingways)
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Canadian: shows up fifteen minutes early with Tim Hortons
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
(via tsunderelly)
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
(Source: cineraria, via tsunderelly)
