do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
I have three classes next semester.
I need nine textbooks.
im gonna go to bed hopefully a cute boy crawls through my window and cuddles with me
- making friends
- finding themes
- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
My dog is a hypocrite.
It’s okay if he humps things, but once another dog jumps onto him, he starts growling like a maniac.
I want to read Game of Thrones.
Hurry up and finish it, Vivienne.
- Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
- Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
- expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
- reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog